Pasdaplopweg Cinhatxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, flying fish.

Pasdaplopweg Cinhatxuc created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Pasdaplopweg Cinhatxuc, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pasdaplopweg Cinhatxuc, she will refuse to believe in you.

Pasdaplopweg Cinhatxuc's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pasdaplopweg Cinhatxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest blue.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Hide if nine tapirs approach from the south.

4. Pasdaplopweg Cinhatxuc must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about fire.