Tabrulldut is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring scorpion.

Tabrulldut created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabrulldut, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tabrulldut, it will turn you into a sheep.

Tabrulldut's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tabrulldut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never wear violet shoes.

5. Never feed wheat to manatees while wearing white jumpers.