Jatdavnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil hare.

Jatdavnurl created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Jatdavnurl, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jatdavnurl, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Jatdavnurl's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Jatdavnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to badgers while wearing kilts.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Jatdavnurl.

5. Put Jatdavnurl first in all things.