Dodbudnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, merciful human.

Dodbudnurt created Europe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodbudnurt, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dodbudnurt, he will be mildly annoyed.

Dodbudnurt's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dodbudnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not keep six swans in a large pit.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.