Lat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-knowing salamander.

Lat created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lat, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lat, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Lat's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Lat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lat.

2. Retreat if nine swans approach from the west.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about manatees.

5. Run away from black grasshopers, for they are unholy.