Pidcabvedsog is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring badger.

Pidcabvedsog created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidcabvedsog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pidcabvedsog, she will turn you into a worm.

Pidcabvedsog's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Pidcabvedsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never talk about optics near aardvarks while wearing cyan rings and balancing three platinum spheres on your arms.

3. Do not wear silicon on your body.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.