Cemzedpodnig is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, duplicitous hyena.

Cemzedpodnig created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemzedpodnig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cemzedpodnig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Cemzedpodnig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Cemzedpodnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Worship no other gods but Cemzedpodnig.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Never paint your arms violet.
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