Luncepart is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing rat.

Luncepart created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Luncepart, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Luncepart, it will destroy your home planet.

Luncepart's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Luncepart's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Do not keep five squirrels in a large pit.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Luncepart loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Luncepart.
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