Panlitdod is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, slow chicken.

Panlitdod created everything that exists six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panlitdod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Panlitdod, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Panlitdod's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Panlitdod's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Panlitdod on top of all buildings.