Ruttdossrag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish hare.

Ruttdossrag created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttdossrag, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ruttdossrag, he will cry a lot.

Ruttdossrag's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Ruttdossrag's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ruttdossrag.

2. Do not hurt mites.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Never talk about gravity near frogs while wearing black ear rings.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.