Tarpbetbop is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, strong eagle.

Tarpbetbop created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpbetbop, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Tarpbetbop, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tarpbetbop's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Tarpbetbop's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.