Kipkimspag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, charitable fish.

Kipkimspag created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipkimspag, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kipkimspag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kipkimspag's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kipkimspag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must love Kipkimspag.

4. Run away from violet gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Kipkimspag.