Bumdagced is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, astonishing cat.

Bumdagced created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumdagced, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bumdagced, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Bumdagced's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bumdagced's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bumdagced.

2. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Hide if seven capybaras approach from the south.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.