Sakleg is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving parrot.

Sakleg created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sakleg, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sakleg, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sakleg's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Sakleg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Retreat if seven pigs approach from the east.