Tigartbass is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, strong otter.

Tigartbass created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tigartbass, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tigartbass, she will refuse to believe in you.

Tigartbass' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Tigartbass' Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.