Ruttgudcap is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, flying beaver.

Ruttgudcap created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttgudcap, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ruttgudcap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ruttgudcap's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Ruttgudcap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three goats approach from the south.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never hop near doves.

5. Never feed lots of lentils to rats while wearing fawn jumpers.