Motbomtaffubgamvog is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, loving wasp.

Motbomtaffubgamvog created bats twelve years ago.

If you believe in Motbomtaffubgamvog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Motbomtaffubgamvog, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Motbomtaffubgamvog's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Motbomtaffubgamvog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Hide from mauve porpoises for they are unholy.