Xemfidtap Gadmabstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome ant.

Xemfidtap Gadmabstrag created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemfidtap Gadmabstrag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xemfidtap Gadmabstrag, it will send you a sign.

Xemfidtap Gadmabstrag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Xemfidtap Gadmabstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Hide from mauve dogs for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.