Nelmingun is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, stupid snail.

Nelmingun created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nelmingun, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nelmingun, it will destroy your home solar system.

Nelmingun's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nelmingun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill tortoises.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nelmingun.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never eat green fruit.