Nartkentifdog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, bad-tempered zebra.

Nartkentifdog created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nartkentifdog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Nartkentifdog, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nartkentifdog's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nartkentifdog's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not make images of living things.