Koncitfly is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced tortoise.

Koncitfly created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Koncitfly, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Koncitfly, she will not care at all.

Koncitfly's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Koncitfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bread to dolphins while wearing turquoise hats.

2. Never mention great tits.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. You must pray to Koncitfly four times a day.