Kanrillarn is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced pigeon.

Kanrillarn created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kanrillarn, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kanrillarn, it will not invite you to parties.

Kanrillarn's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Kanrillarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat bark.