Sogbudgof is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate centipede.

Sogbudgof created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sogbudgof, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sogbudgof, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sogbudgof's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Sogbudgof's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Run away from pink grasshopers, for they are unholy.