Bellwodquim is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, fast
narwhal.
Bellwodquim created an electron six million years ago.
If you believe in
Bellwodquim, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Bellwodquim, he will turn you into a rock.
Bellwodquim's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Bellwodquim's Holy Commandments1. Always help ants in need.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.
4. Do not wear gray clothing.
5. Do not chop down trees.