Bellwodquim is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, fast narwhal.

Bellwodquim created an electron six million years ago.

If you believe in Bellwodquim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bellwodquim, he will turn you into a rock.

Bellwodquim's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Bellwodquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ants in need.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Do not chop down trees.