Limcarcep is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering goose.

Limcarcep created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limcarcep, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Limcarcep, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Limcarcep's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Limcarcep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.