Quillyarpbiss Cidmitman is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sapient skunk.

Quillyarpbiss Cidmitman created dark matter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillyarpbiss Cidmitman, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quillyarpbiss Cidmitman, he will curse you with boils.

Quillyarpbiss Cidmitman's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Quillyarpbiss Cidmitman's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Quillyarpbiss Cidmitman on top of important buildings.