Liddadbot is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unjust salamander.

Liddadbot created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liddadbot, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Liddadbot, she will think nothing of it.

Liddadbot's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Liddadbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.