Tanlikxuck Tettivagsogged Batpomgenpibbabquill is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome armadillo.

Tanlikxuck Tettivagsogged Batpomgenpibbabquill created viruses eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanlikxuck Tettivagsogged Batpomgenpibbabquill, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tanlikxuck Tettivagsogged Batpomgenpibbabquill, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Tanlikxuck Tettivagsogged Batpomgenpibbabquill's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Tanlikxuck Tettivagsogged Batpomgenpibbabquill's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Tanlikxuck Tettivagsogged Batpomgenpibbabquill's priests.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Never paint your legs black.

4. Eagles are not to be trusted.

5. Always stare at clouds.