Armhugcar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, blissful centaur.

Armhugcar created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Armhugcar, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Armhugcar, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Armhugcar's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Armhugcar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not wear tin on your body.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not cook food in pots.