Inggunveg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, wise dragon.

Inggunveg created a charm quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Inggunveg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Inggunveg, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Inggunveg's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Inggunveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Never think about quantum field theory.

4. You must pray to Inggunveg eight times a day.

5. Never wear turquoise coats.