Bossfedrap is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Bossfedrap created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossfedrap, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bossfedrap, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bossfedrap's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Bossfedrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.