Kinpoplargbed is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, competent coyote.

Kinpoplargbed created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinpoplargbed, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kinpoplargbed, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kinpoplargbed's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Kinpoplargbed's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Hide from turquoise dogs for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat apples.