Rilldinbig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, tiresome wyrm.

Rilldinbig created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Rilldinbig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rilldinbig, he will remove you from existence.

Rilldinbig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Rilldinbig's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. Run away if five cats approach from the east.