Cepwadpit Dogflagdag Fabwikmeg
is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, sage
bear
.
Cepwadpit Dogflagdag Fabwikmeg
created Africa three million years ago.
If you believe in
Cepwadpit Dogflagdag Fabwikmeg
, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cepwadpit Dogflagdag Fabwikmeg
, she will turn you into a sparrow.
Cepwadpit Dogflagdag Fabwikmeg's
most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Cepwadpit Dogflagdag Fabwikmeg's Holy Commandments
1. Never eat parsnips.
2. Feed all hungry dolphins.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Always wear gray.
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