Carlimhun is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-confident mink.

Carlimhun created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Carlimhun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Carlimhun, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Carlimhun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Carlimhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near otters while wearing black trousers.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never feed lots of parsnips to great tits while wearing brown skirts.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.