Migfebbast is a god.

It takes the form of a large, benevolent jaguar.

Migfebbast created Europe two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Migfebbast, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Migfebbast, it will turn you into a duck.

Migfebbast's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Migfebbast's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Migfebbast loves nematodes, so they must be respected.