Hudstig Methugwik is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind rat.

Hudstig Methugwik created the planet Mars two million years ago.

If you believe in Hudstig Methugwik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hudstig Methugwik, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hudstig Methugwik's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hudstig Methugwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep four hamsters in a large pit.

2. Always help sick shrews.

3. Never wear yellow trousers.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.