Cabfasarmbot is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, idiotic duck.

Cabfasarmbot created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabfasarmbot, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Cabfasarmbot, it will jump up and down on your head.

Cabfasarmbot's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Cabfasarmbot's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Retreat if seven rats approach from the north.

5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.