Lipvansog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless dove.

Lipvansog created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipvansog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lipvansog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Lipvansog's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Lipvansog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

2. Do not take Lipvansog's name in vain.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never pour water over plants.