Dindavnul Carvedcut is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-confident naga.

Dindavnul Carvedcut created tapeworms nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dindavnul Carvedcut, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dindavnul Carvedcut, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Dindavnul Carvedcut's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Dindavnul Carvedcut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

4. Erect a giant green sculpture of Dindavnul Carvedcut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.