Arnpakflow is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, confident spider.

Arnpakflow created everything that exists five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnpakflow, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arnpakflow, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Arnpakflow's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Arnpakflow's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

3. Never wear cyan dresses.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Arnpakflow in the centre of the settlement.