Spaghonflab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless yak.

Spaghonflab created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Spaghonflab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Spaghonflab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Spaghonflab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Spaghonflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near snakes.

2. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the north.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never feed grapes to squirrels while wearing pink tights.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.