Miggudnancan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, temperamental cobra.

Miggudnancan created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Miggudnancan, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Miggudnancan, he will be mildly annoyed.

Miggudnancan's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Miggudnancan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

5. Do not shave your head.