Budkikkab is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, uncaring swan.

Budkikkab created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Budkikkab, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Budkikkab, he will turn you into a mouse.

Budkikkab's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Budkikkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Hide from indigo shrews for they are unholy.

3. Always look after injured goats.

4. Worship no other gods but Budkikkab.

5. Do not listen to music.