Wigvinstip is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, smart snake.

Wigvinstip created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigvinstip, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wigvinstip, she will make you grow a tail.

Wigvinstip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Wigvinstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Wigvinstip must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always wear red.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.