Stiktargtonk is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, ill-tempered narwhal.

Stiktargtonk created parasitic wasps twelve years ago.

If you believe in Stiktargtonk, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stiktargtonk, she will send you a sign.

Stiktargtonk's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stiktargtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.