Wegvabvid is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, awe-inspiring crane.

Wegvabvid created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wegvabvid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wegvabvid, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wegvabvid's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Wegvabvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wegvabvid.

3. Put Wegvabvid first in all things.

4. Do not kill whales.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.