Rigkopsand is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, all-powerful frog.

Rigkopsand created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigkopsand, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rigkopsand, it will not care.

Rigkopsand's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Rigkopsand's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest red.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never wear black shoes.

5. Always help aardvarks.