Appcambidxem is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, kind weasel.

Appcambidxem created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appcambidxem, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Appcambidxem, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Appcambidxem's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Appcambidxem's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry squirrels.

2. Hide from black gulls for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.