Vinbitlipgutarmhontarp is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, fast dragon.

Vinbitlipgutarmhontarp created humanity two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinbitlipgutarmhontarp, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vinbitlipgutarmhontarp, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Vinbitlipgutarmhontarp's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Vinbitlipgutarmhontarp's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. You must pray to Vinbitlipgutarmhontarp eight times a day.